18 Actual but Totally Bizarre Newspaper Headlines

1. "Include Your Children When Baking Cookies"

2. "Drunk gets Nine Months in Violin Case"

3. "Iraqi Head Seeks Arms"

4. "Eye Drops Off Shelf"

5. "Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim"

6. "Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years"

7. "Kids Make Nutrtious Snacks"

8. "Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half"

9. "Miners Refuse to Work After Death"

10. "Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

11. "If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"

12. "Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge"

13. "Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundrds Dead"

14. "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft"

15. "Steals Clock, Faces Time"

16. "Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors"

17. " Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training"

18. "Arson Suspect Is Held in Fire"