Friday, June 09, 2006

A List Of Some Of The Best And Worst Pick Up Lines::
  1. If You Were A Booger I'd Pick You First.
  2. Was Your Dad Special Because You're Special.
  3. Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Should I Walk By Again?
  4. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head onthe floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
  5. Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?"
  6. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  7. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give younotice that I noticed you too.
  8. I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
  9. I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeksand to die on your lips.
  10. Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

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